Ask me anything   "So here's to drinks in the dark at the end of my road
And I'm ready to suffer and I'm ready to hope
It's a shot in the dark aimed right at my throat"

nuug-lyfe:

the girl who sits in front of me in this class made a big deal when I walked in because “it smells like weed and it grosses her out” so she sprayed her perfume.
we just went on break for 10 minutes and what does this bitch grab from her bag? A pack of cigarettes…
so now im sitting here debating whether or not I want to make a big deal when she comes back because “it smells like cigarettes and it grosses me out” lol

— 18 hours ago with 189 notes
"There’s power in looking silly and not caring that you do."
Amy Poehler (via thelovelyloner)
— 18 hours ago with 51 notes
"People always tell you, ‘Be humble. Be humble.’ When was the last time someone told you to be amazing? Be great! Be great! Be awesome! Be awesome!"
— 18 hours ago with 32027 notes

cutieking:

muffins-are-ok-i-guess:

pengwhat:

procrastinatorsprovince:

So, erm.. This happened..

Esteban? more like EsteDAMN

I bet his name isn’t the only thing long about him

reblogging for the comment

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— 18 hours ago with 138691 notes

lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

(via avantium)

— 18 hours ago with 290995 notes
buzzfeed:

preciouslittlemoleskine:

Should you tip your delivery driver? Yes. Yes you should. 
(By Hannah Grant) 

Always tip your driver, guys. Always.

buzzfeed:

preciouslittlemoleskine:

Should you tip your delivery driver? Yes. Yes you should. 

(By Hannah Grant) 

Always tip your driver, guys. Always.

— 18 hours ago with 1281 notes
10 Ways to Keep a Guy on His Toes in a Relationship →

hplyrikz:

1. Don’t make him your everything and lose yourself in the process. Guys don’t like being suffocated and depended on for everything so you shouldn’t drop your friends, your hobbies and the things that made you you- it’s these things that made him like you in the first place.

2. Don’t be too…

— 18 hours ago with 1505 notes
"Date someone who would rather watch your favorite movie with you then go to a party on Friday night. Date someone who will share their food with you even though you said you didn’t want any. Date someone who will warm your hands in the winter and kiss your pink nose. Date someone who will text you they love you at 2am and at 9pm. Date someone who will let you change the station in the car when they’re driving. Date someone who can make you smile when you would rather die. Date someone who makes your insides feel like you’ve just downed a bottle of vodka. Date someone who makes you better."
(via c-oquetry)

(Source: jessielou24, via avantium)

— 18 hours ago with 41649 notes